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上抄的。保证不重样。

第一则

While pointing the "Height-Weight Ratio" table on the wall,

my doctor said: "According to the chart, you should be 47

feet tall。

  "

第二则

Chris was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his

parents, "How was I born?"

"The stork brought you to us," said his mother。

"How were you and Dad born?" Chris asked。

"The stork brought us。"

"What about Grandpa and Grandma?" Chris persisted。

"The stork brought them, too!" Mom replied, squirming

in her recliner。

A few days later, Chris handed his paper to the teacher

with an opening sentence that read, "This report has

been very difficult to write due to the fact that there

hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three

generations。

  "。